I was getting all into the Spring happiness thing a couple of weeks ago, and decided to take a trip to OSH to get a nice plant for my apartment. I bought some $3 violets and put them in the window. These violets are so slutty, let me tell you. They need at LEAST a cup of water per day, and soak it up very quickly. They're little harlot purple leaves look all sad until I give them water. It's very funny. I don't even want to think about what would happen if I got Miracle-Gro, they would turn into madams or pimps. I think I should paint they're pot "Slutty Violets". It would be funny. I also think I might need coffee this morning...not so funny.