me (2:30:07 PM): what did E.T. spell, I'm a turd-head or something?

bf(2:30:29 PM): yes...he said:

bf(2:30:37 PM): "i'm a dumbass for getting left behind"

bf (2:30:42 PM): "please come back and pick me up"

bf(2:30:53 PM): "i have choice human pussy to bring back to the home planet"

bf(2:31:12 PM): "and i picked up some krispy kremes for the ride home"

me(2:31:22 PM): I enjoy a poolparty (mushrooms) fly in the air with la bicicleta with my gay ass posse

The poolparty (mushrooms) reference is from last year at Coachella, where this shady guy in line kept going up and down the line and saying "Pool party, pool party" and then very quietly "mushroom". We thought it was hilarious. I hope that guy is there this year.