1. I see Jim Belushi walking his German Shepard.

2. There are SO many older people at Ralph's at 11 in the morning.

3. Why don't other people have jobs to go to. I'm sick people, why are you out?

4. I don't think I've waited for the mall to open since I tried to buy Radiohead tickets 3 years ago.

5. Being partially deaf because you are sick is a good way to fight off annoying sales people.

6. Ugh, I'm tired. Time for DayQuil and horrible T.V.