I finally enjoyed the debauchery of SpiderMan last night. Of course, the "movie theater kicking man" followed me AGAIN ( I swear he knows where I live and follows me to the theater), but I tried to turn around with that "hmm, like kicking, eh? well how would you like if I disemboweled you slowly with a pitchfork while making you watch the director's cut of Showgirls with only unbuttered popcorn and Diet Shasta????" Yeah, uh, then he'd uh, shut up. Word. Here's the reason why I live: Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?
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